Internet: "Hi! How was your day?"
Me: "Great! I love my job and it's so much fun to go there everyday. In fact, I wish I could just work 24/7 I love it so much!"
Internet: "Really? That's unusual. Many people feel just the opposite about working!"
Me: "Yeah, the people are great and they make me feel like they know I'm doing the best I can under hard circumstances."
Internet: "That's really important. Nice to know that, especially since you're just finishing up a really big system conversion, right?"
Me: "Thankfully we finished the system conversion right on time and it went 100% without error. Everyone was so happy that we all held hands and sang "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing"."
Internet: "Wow, I wish I worked there..."
Me: "Yeah, I love it so much I'll probably work there until the day I die."
*This is a completely make-believe conversation I had with myself on the way home from work today when I was trying to sort out the third of three consecutively horrible days at work. I ended up promising myself October would be better than September. After all, I am going on vacation in October. The end.
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I wish it were true. But since it's not, I could use a little help around home. Interested in a kind of unpaid personal assistant-type job? There would be some benefits, like hanging out with me.
You are soooooo funny! You crack me up! I always love reading your blog!
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